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Bicycle Quotes:

…and the Lord said unto Eddy “The road to my kingdom shall be ridden in thy big ring. Do not be tempted by the song of the 39, for that is the true number of the beast.” Hearing that, he rose from the saddle and smote thine enemies.
"Get a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live." ~Mark Twain, Taming the Bicycle
"A fat man on a bicycle is nobody's enemy."~Tom Vernon.
"I hosed it down with simple green and I'm pretty sure that thwarts any impending infection"
"I am an air-cooled, two-piston, carburated, biofuel machine. In my wake I leave wind, sweat, scorched earth and shattered mountains. I Ride"
"When the gas finally runs out, even the thickest petroleum addict knows that he and his land yacht will follow the dinosaurs into the tar pits of history. Seconds after the final gallon of gas becomes the last gasp of blue smoke from a tailpipe, hordes of vengeful cyclists will descent mercilessly upon these dethroned kings of the road, spiriting their wives and children away in BOB trailers to heavily fortified organic bean-sprout farms where they will toil without respite as concubines, serfs, and business-journal editors." -- Patrick O'Grady, Bicycle Retailer & Industry news, May 1, 2007